I’m going to abuse my own “No Swearing,”
rule once and only once… Duck Tits… No, no, you read that right. Duck Tits…
They Exist! And oh my god are they disturbing!
Here’s the problem with Howard the
Duck…
You have a three foot smart-mouthed
talking Duck from another planet who gets sucked to earth through a vortex. For
kids right? But then there are all of these odd scenes sprinkled throughout that
feature mild sex and nudity. Uh… Fetish porn? No, it also has other various
monsters, aliens, and special effects that rival anything else that came out
that year.
Over the years Howard the Duck was
once considered to be perhaps the world’s worst film ever made. Then it
gathered a cult following after so many years. Kids today, they hear somethings
awful and they’ll just flock to check it out… Wait a second!
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Honestly, Howard the Duck is
a movie that had award winning talent behind it, like George Lucas. No
seriously, the Star Wars guy made this happen! And it shows in the visuals. The
animatronics used to create the emotions on Howard’s face were ahead of their
time for 1986! Take a look at some other animatronics in any other film that year. Howard
himself still holds up incredibly well even by today’s standards. If you ask me
this point is one of many that can do nothing but help you believe the world of
the film.
Then there’s the science fiction
edge of the film that comes into play with the inclusion of the idea of
scientists, aliens, and other planets besides ours and Howard’s. When you take
a look at the bigger picture of this film, the fact that it’s meant to be a
science/fiction/comedy with some action thrown in where needed, it kind of fits
into the Marvel Cinematic Universe of today. Think of how strange entries into
that universe such as, Thor, or Guardians of the Galaxy have been. (Which by
the way happens to feature Mr. T. Duck in its post credits scene)
Yes Howard is a Marvel property, a
comic book series that was meant to be cartoony, and poke fun at film noir and
detective stories. Some of Howard’s earlier comics featured tag lines that would
read something like, “A real hardboiled detective,” or something like that. So
he was never meant to be taken all that seriously and it was all meant for fun
and a good time just as his movie was.
The film itself is worth a watch.
And this has nothing to do with anything but it’s one of my all-time favorite
pop-corn flicks! Today Howard’s partially back on the scene with a new line of
comic books published by Marvel. Interestingly enough, Howard's "modern' design is a bit of a throwback to the 1986 film! He's also had a cameo in Guardians of the Galaxy
that had tons of MCU fans scratching their heads over its meaning. Although the
makers of that film have stated the scene means nothing, and was meant to tease
fans for taking every bit of information so seriously, I’ll accept that, but I
hope I see Howard again real soon.
(Make
him a character in, “Guardians of the Galaxy 2,” James Gunn! Please! At least a
scene! Make Howard a bar tender on Nowhere! How funny would it be to see Howard
trade insults with Rocket Raccoon! I’m giving you gold here!)
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